Sunday, February 24, 2008

394 - I Have Been Blessed ...

After the disgusting story I posted yesterday, my prayers have been answered. I received the following e-mail today, Sunday, 24 February, 2008

Dearest In The Lord,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am Mrs Jenifer Bruce From Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Bruce who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died last year 2006.

We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.500million dollars in a Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire West Africa. Presently, this money is still in bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church , widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.
I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire west africa.

I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund from kuwait federal High Court of Justice. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on this email any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.

Yours Sister In Christ,
Mrs Jenifer Bruce

As chief priest in the Church of George, I must recruit a few disciples to help me scam this money, I mean,  collect our justly rewards and spread the word of George, chapter 69 “let he who would insert him/herself into another so allow another to return the offering”. This means, my prospective disciples … that your first “taste” of the Church of George would … and here you must create a response that would energize both the chief priest and his disciples.

Answer carefully if you would sincerely like to be considered a suitable candidate and are willing to convert to take up the staff of George, using it to satisfy the hunger of the beautiful masses.

*This recruitment is void where prohibited by law



 

4 Notes to Me:

Fiona said...

Good one! The only reason these emails still do the rounds is that there are people stupid/greedy enough to think they are authentic. There was a great documentary on it a little while back and one guy actually 'bought into' it twice!!

kimba said...

Wow! Four days really is a short illness. And then her with the stroke and all.. sheesh.. all the money in the world can't buy happiness and health.. let that be a lesson to you Georgey..

Bunny said...

I could worship at the church of George . . .

George said...

Hi Fiona ... a sucker born every minute

Hey Kimba ... who cares about the length of the illness. I just want her $2.5 billion ... even if I'm totally unhappy with it

Hello Bunny ... next worship service is at 10 tonight