New Underwear Technology May Devastate U.S. Masculinity
The issue of fancy men's underwear is still threatening to undermine this great country. Andrew Christian has unveiled his new, horrific men's underwear with Flashback Butt-Lifting and Contouring Technology. He promises that it "gives men the illusion of having a sought-after "bubble butt" without having to spend hours in the gym." Great John Wayne's ghost, is a bubble butt now sought-after among men?!? An actual quote from the designer, who is suspected by me to be working with the terrorists: "Surprisingly, I was actually inspired to create this technology while at the gym and seeing how hard men work on exercising their buttocks. I just knew that there had to be a way to achieve similar results by simply wearing underwear." Good. God. After the jump, before and after pictures of the new underwear technology at work. We beg you, do not be seduced.
4 Notes to Me:
Hmm, it may take more than new drawers for me. ;) I hope you're surviving this cold spell, George.
what ever next!!
Oh my eyes!! Argh.
Ha....finally the answer to liguid filled pushup bras. This is brilliant (and kinda funny...OK...lots funny.)
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